there’s a little bowling green in all of you
and a little surfing crimson too
there’s a smidge of billards purple (snooker violet, if you’re nasty)
and a smashing splash of skeet-shot blue
i imagine one of the worst parts of being a bartender would be having to lean in to hear people’s orders and smelling their liquor and smoke-stained breath.
READERS – I NEED YOUR HELP!
I need to get a night (well, second shift) job, something between 3-4pm and 11-midnight. I really don’t care what it is but would prefer something in IT (evening help desk, whatever). But, anything you might have available let me know. I’m a quick learner and a hard worker. My C.V. is over in the ‘for the curious’ section. Um…yeah…if you have any questions, you can comment here or e-mail me.
In the meantime,
MILLI VANILLI:
July 27, 2006 at 11:08 am
Sorry, I have no job for you… but after watch Milli Vanilli, I just can’t understand why Spandex and Shoulder Pad jackets are out of style… man, I got to get me some of those!
July 27, 2006 at 11:44 am
Hey…
I might have something. A couple things. E-mail me, you can get my e-mail off the comment right?
July 27, 2006 at 12:33 pm
Chris, thanks for reading and possibly helping to put diapers on my baby’s arse. I sent you an e-mail.
Fly, please, please please oh please make a shoulder pad jacket and airbrush Milli Vanilli on the back of it!
July 27, 2006 at 2:19 pm
This made me laugh a lot. My dad L O V E D milli vanilli.
July 27, 2006 at 3:30 pm
your dad is one cool cat.
July 28, 2006 at 1:07 pm
hey – is that Vanity in the opening shot? good god, from prince to mv.
July 28, 2006 at 1:10 pm
btw – that move with the splits deserved a grammy.
if the spin doctors can win the same one and not have to give it back for just out and out sucking, why not have mercy on a man who can do the splits and fling his hair sexily at the same time?